Is school open yet?

Is it? I wonder? Would they mind if I go and sit in the car park now – and wait till morning?😨

“Don’t go down the stairs – backwards and upside down” I say to 4th born 😨

She takes no notice “it’s easy” she says “I can see backwards and upside down” 😱😨

“Ok, don’t come crying to me when you fall on your head and hurt yourself” I say.

To which she flees screeching to her bedroom “I’m going to stay in my room – all by myself – because you clearly don’t love me – or care about me hurting myself” 😄😄😄