I’m now on my Hollibobs – a whole week off from work 😃 A whole week off to do all those shitty jobs you don’t have time to do normally!
I went shopping for Arowyn’s birthday this morning and the store assistant asked if I was interested in buying some oven cleaner they were promoting 😳 How the fuck did she know?????? Of course I laughed and laughed and snorted my “no thanks!” 😃
We are hoping to go to the seaside for a few days next week. After the last two years of me being in charge of booking us “cheap” mini breaks – Jeff has forbidden me to book anything again 😜
Last year I booked us into Pontins Holiday Camp. I hadn’t been to a holiday camp since I was a child and I’m pretty sure we stayed in exactly the same chalet, the same, undated, undecorated, grubby chalet. We had to sleep with one leg on the floor to stop the faux leather pull out bed from wobbling. The club-house was like a scene from the Jeremy Kyle show – infact we nearly had to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show on our return as Jeff threatened to leave me for putting him through such trauma 😜 I personally thought it was great fun and the icing on the cake was the pool being closed – due to a child having a poo in it! Now I know this is what happens I intend to poo in every pool I go to so I don’t have to take the girls swimming! 😃
The year before that was a cheap hotel in Bournemouth. Anyone remember Faulty Towers? An overflowing shower, a broken toilet seat and us in the middle of a group of rowdy young men enjoying a Stag Do – actually I rather enjoyed that bit! 😜
Anyway Jeff is in charge of sorting out our holiday – he hasn’t actually booked anywhere yet – so we’re probably going to be sleeping in the car! 😳
Anyway happy Hollibobs to me – can’t wait! 😀😀