I have not a clue where my expanding waistline has come from – no really, I have no idea!ย I’m thinking its muscle rather than fat, because I am strong and can carry 4 large bottles of lambrini andย two tubs of vanilla ice creamย all by myself ๐
I’m actuallyย happy with my weight gain.ย I’m loving my new Beyoncรฉ Arse and rather impressive boobs – courseย now the weather has improved and the shorts have reared their ugly head again, I’ve noticed myย legs are looking somewhat chunkyย – it doesn’t help that they are always covered up – so they look like two large milk bottles hanging from myย arse – but hey ho! ๐
I’ve come to the conclusion that this is natures plan for me now – this is obviously the shape I’m meant to be at this stage of my life ๐
I was explaining this strange weight gain with a friend the other week.ย She offered me a caramel digestive biscuit and I happily accepted before I could even take a bite of itย – the button flew off my jeans ๐ ๐ I still can’t understand why I’m gaining weight ……………. ๐