Category Archives: Valentines Day

A wedding speech πŸ˜

In keeping with the Valentine’s Day spirit I’m going to finish the day off with my wedding speech to Jeff πŸ˜ƒ Apologies to my Facebookers – just scroll past – you’ve heard it all before bla bla bla πŸ˜„

So make yourself a cuppa, put your feet up and I’ll take you for a trip down my memory lane πŸ˜„

I first met Jeff when we worked together. Β I can still remember the very first time I ever laid eyes on him – I didn’t even know his name at this point – I just knew him as the angry little South African who used to shout at everyone in the workshop πŸ˜„

He walked towards me and our eyes met – I wouldn’t say it was love at first sight – lust maybe – but something happened inside my heart ❀️

Of course, being the romantic sort that he is – Jeff doesn’t remember this first meeting – but I think over the years I’ve kind of grown on him – abit like a mould or a rash or something 😳

When we found out we were expecting Arowyn we decided to buy our house and move in together. Β Jeff’s lifestyle changed drastically – he went from being a single man, living alone in peace and solitude – to a man living in a household with a new baby, two teenage step-sons, and 3 cats 😜

Jeff coped brilliantly with the major changes to his lifestyle – he only took Valium 5 days of the week – the other 2 he stuck to vodka 😜

As the years have moved on Jeff has not only been a wonderful Dad to Arowyn and Lana but he has been a fantastic step-dad to Christian and Cameron – infact he’s made such a great job of being a step-dad that Arowyn asked me why she hasn’t got a step-dad of her own – everyone else in her class has got one!



Jeff has always had a great relationship with the boys. Β Even when they were going through those teenage years there was never any of this “you’re not our Dad” – I think it’s quite obvious he’s not their Dad seeing as they are mixed race – but even so ….

I also know some of you are wondering “why now?” “Why after ten years are they getting married?” Β Well it’s simple really – I don’t believe in sex before marriage – Jeff’s been very patient for a long time – I hope he’s worth the wait – I think it will be the best 10 seconds of my life 😳

My Mom always told me “you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your Prince” so here’s to my special frog Prince Jeff – thank you for everything you do for us as a family – Happy Valentine’s Day ❀️



Happy Valentine’s Day πŸ˜


Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone, loving someone ❀️

Be it wife, husband, partner, lover, child or precious pet ❀️

The love is overflowing in the household – 4th born has delivered her gift to her Valentine – which consisted of a letter telling him he was her “best boy” unlike the last one who didn’t make her happy like this one πŸ˜„ she also included one of 1st borns Lynx body sprays, which he’s not happy about and said that’s why he can’t get a Valentine of his own πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

3rd born couldn’t give a stuff – she don’t need no man to buy her chocolates, she’ll buy them herself – thank you – that’s my girl πŸ˜„

Jeffrey has made me a pizza – to suck on – due to dodgy tooth situation – he’s also fitted new fire alarms as a token of his love 😍

Have a lovely day folks xx


The true meaning of Valentines Day :)

As Valentines Day approaches we all start to make our romantic plans.Β  I think us women kind of know the routine and what to do to make their men feel loved πŸ™‚ but some men, well, my man, needs a little guidance in areas of Romance, mainly to avoid another situation like this:

Yes, me with my brand new toilet seat!

To be fair the toilet seat looked rather nice – wrapped around his neck πŸ™‚

The shops are full of romantic cards, hearts, chocolates, flowers and those cute little teddy bears holding, yes you guessed it, a cute little heart when really Valentines Day is not about any of these things ……………

Valentines Day is about having some great sex and marmite on toast for afters πŸ™‚

Happy Valentines Day you romantic oldΒ devil πŸ™‚