I went up to see first borns new flat with him last night. Β It was dark and I tripped up the outdoor steps and fell flat on my face π
I was snorting with laughter as I rolled along the path, thinking it was all very amusing – saying his new neighbours will assume he’s got a drunk old woman coming home with him π
Instead of laughing with me – he told me off as he pulled me to my feet
“For fucks sake Mother, you got to be careful, you’ll hurt your dodgy wrists or break a hip” π
He was looking after me – suddenly I had became the clumsy careless child – and him the responsible parent! Β I hope this continues and I can rely on him to bring me a bag of shopping and warm up my soup in my old age! π
Wow – I have gotten the “be careful, you might fall and break a hip” line. What the heck? I am not that frail yet – of course nobody seems to be around, hovering, worrying over my well-being when I am tackling the 2 tons of laundry that appear in the basket overnight.
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Oooh I hear you! Where does this washing come from – ditch the clothes – along with the iron π
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Exactly. I don’t even own an iron. Why can’t they come up with disposable clothes?
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Be naked – Ditch the clothing – oh hold on – I’m in UK – I will die of the cold ….. π¨
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ha ha. Well now isn’t that just so lovely. Good man is your son π
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He would have laughed so much a year ago – he’s grown up to be really boring now π
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Nice when they care.
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Not so sure it was caring – more embarrassment π I’ve made it my trademark to embarrass my children on a regular basis π
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omg good for you, but I’m scared of that day. My oldest is 16 so he’s still laughing at me!
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My children tell me to “grow up” π
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yes well my 16 year old has been telling me that for a while!
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Don’t grow up! – you have to deal with bills, car maintenance, kids dental treatment – and all kinds of shit like that! π¨
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I know, growing up sucks
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Don’t you sometimes get like you wanna throw yourself on the floor in a temper tantrum and shriek “I don’t like this grown up stuff anymore!” π
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yes every day!
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Yep I hear you x
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It’s good when a boy grows up and knows when to offer a word of advice to someone. It’s behavior can say a lot about his good traits. Have a lovely start in the new week.
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Thank you π you too xx
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You are welcome. π
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Hilarious!
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I thought so π him less so – I enjoy embarrassing my children π
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I reveled in “Mom payback” with my adult sons, (especially while my first-born and his bride tortured the rest of us staying on two months after the wedding). Even so, I blubbed for the entire month they moved into their own place. I covet your style.
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It’s horrible really – I do miss him – I keep sending up food parcels ππ
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