I will be filling you all in about my Gandalf situation later – I know you’re all dying to know what sort of painful agonising week I’ve had π³
In the meantime as a consequence of my Gandalf situation I had to ring in sick to work – I couldn’t actually speak due to being in so much pain so I text my Assistant Manager – it went as follows:
“I’m really sorry I won’t be in tonight, I’ve fractured my wisdom tooth and trying to get pain under control. Β Dr has now prescribed Tramadol and I’m on the highest dose of Cocaine …………… Oh for fucks sake – Codeine – not Cocaine – bloody autocorrect π
I hope I still have a job when I’m well enough to return ……….
Bwahahaha. I mean, I commiserate.
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Most awesome autocorrect was whole waiting for my boss and texting are you fat and easy instead of are you far away. She read it out loud in the meeting she was in. Still not lived that one down.
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Are you sure autocorrect is not just an excuse for a Freudian slip? Ha, ha
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I was drugged up enough on tramadol – anything else I would have thought I was a pink unicorn ππ
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Wow! Now that inspires an image worthy of song. Like some of the old Beatles tunes.
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πΆ Lisa in the sky with a pink unicorn πΆ
Yes I think it’ll work πΈπΈ xx
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Sounds like a hit to me.
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I was texting someone I hardly know and I was meant to type ‘sec’ as in seconds – I ended up typing sex! Oh the shame!
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Just be a few sex ππππ
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Hahaha. I won’t even get into when my auto-text changed guacamole to gonorrhea !! π³
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