Having a browse through the “buying and selling” sites and I come across this:
For sale: An Occasional Table, good condition 😳
What on earth is an “Occasional Table?”
Does this mean you’re a table – Monday to Friday – but on the weekend you turn into a giraffe called Gordon and entertain the public with a series of party tricks?
Poor little disillusional table – once a table, always a table 😛