I’ve had “One of those Weeks” π
The nice thing was Jeffrey returned from France – I’m sure after half an hour he was wishing he was back there! π
He walked in the door and straight into a full blown conversation that had me explaining to Fourth born that she wouldn’t just “grow a penis because she wanted to!” π³
Third born was complaining because her school shoes fell to bits – after three weeks of wear! Β Ok, I opted for the cheap ones so I guess that was my fault. Β I read up everything I could find about legal rights when returning shoddy goods – because of course I hadn’t bothered to keep the receipt! Β I memorised and quoted the law like a top class barrister and off I trotted to the shoe shop, like a fighter going in to battle!
The Manager took one look at the shoes and refunded in full – without me saying a word! Β I was sooooo disappointed – I learnt all that information for nothing! Β π³
I’ve worked almost non-stop this week to earn some extra money for Christmas and I’ve justΒ finished my last nightshift for this week. Β Seeing as I have tonight off and have a date with Jeffrey I decide to have a luxurious bath before I take myself off to bed π
I then decide the bath needs a clean before I soak my weary, hairy little legs in it. Β I discover I’ve run out of bath cleaner so I used Harpic Limescale Remover π³
Now, instead of smelling of Camomile and Bamboo Milk luxury bubble bath – I smell of a pine forest or a toilet! π³
I’m going to tell Jeff that I smell like I do to remind him of a romantic date walking through the forest, watching the squirrels and listening to the birds sing π I think my chances of a shag are zero!
Have a good weekend folks! π
Good to see you back again.
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Thank you! My happy mood remains π xx
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ha ha ha:)
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I don’t know how you have the energy for a shag after all the extra work! Fair play to you! πππ
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You have a point Lizzie! I’m always full of naughty intentions on a Friday night – in truth I’ll eat my popcorn and be asleep on the sofa by 9.00pm π
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Sounds familiar! ππ
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πππππ yep!!
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Forget ‘Bridget Jones’, I think I would like to see the movie ‘Lisa Gardiner’s Diary’!ππ
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Your brother lives this Tom! Drives him to drink! π
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You always make me laugh! π
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I aim to spread the madness my friend! π xx
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And may I say you do a wonderful job π
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Have a lovely weekend π xx
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You, too!
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As long as your legs don’t look like a pine forest, it’s OK that you smell like one. I am sure that Jeff agrees. π
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Ha! Surprisingly enough the legs no longer resemble a pine forest π incidentally, this was the reason for the bath in the first place – I was getting fed up of combing aforementioned legs! π¨
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Combing? So Jeff was sleeping with Sasquatch?
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πππππ yep!!
However, all is good now, and everybody knows that everytime a girl shaves her legs and doesn’t get a shag – a unicorn dies! π¨
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Reblogged this on Putting My Feet in the Dirt and commented:
Oh this is brilliant! Lisa, you really do need your very own column in the newspaper, under the humor and wit section for sure! So folks… If you need your laugh for a Friday, this will do the trick! Oh laughter… where have you been? Lol…..
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Awww thank you – I’m truly honoured with your kind words! π
Do you think they would let me swear like a trooper in the daily paper? ππ
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You’re welcome! And yes! Absolutely! What’s wit and humor without it! π
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You know what’s coming when you tell 4th born that she can do anything wants to in life.
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Ha! I still maintain that she can! π
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This is just hilarious π
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If I lived closer I would come again with you! π x
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Wrong post! I’m getting carried away with Bridget Jones’ Baby! ππ
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Bwahahahaha! Mercy, but I missed your posts! So glad to have to wait in town. This post foamed my latte! LOL.
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Hi Roo hope you’re well π I’ll be back soon, so much going on here, Jeff’s brother is terminally ill and coming to the end of his journey, we’ve had Jeff’s parents staying with us and I’ve been offered a new job. My head is spinning in all directions π
Have neglected my blog to give me extra head space, I’ll catch up again soon! π xxx
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I’m great, Lisa. You’re all in my prayers. Deep breaths. Stay strong, my lovely friend.
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Thanks Roo, loads of prayers needed, Jeff’s brother is a truly wonderful man, devoted husband and Daddy of 3, never smoked, rarely drank, a born again Christian devoted to God, he’s only 40 and has lung cancer πͺ x
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