Someone left the outside door open at work last night and the laundry room was full of Daddy Long Legs! 😳
As I was sweeping the floor I realised they were all in pairs – shagging! I had accidently gate-crashed a Daddy Long Legs “Over 30’s Orgy” 😳 For the record – I’m fairly sure it was an “Over 30’s Orgy” as they were showing extreme experience and expertise in their positioning! 😉😉
You have to hand it to them though – they never batted an eye-lid and carried on regardless – as I swept them into the dustpan! 😃
kidscrumbsandcrackers 
You are funny. LOL.
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Ah it’s not me – it’s life that’s funny 😄
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That too. For you to go that close to know how many orgy’s was going on there, 😂😂.. that’s funny.
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Ha! Naughty creatures 😄
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Yea. Sometimes when we pay too much attention to this other creatures. We realize there no different from us.. they enjoy life too..😆
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Absolutely! 😁 although I think the male dies after sex! 😄😄
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What!!! 😦 I never knew that. Dang it! I hope it doesn’t die after one shot? That would be so bad.. 😅😅
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I think that’s where the expression “I’m shagged” comes from 😄😄
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True.. 😉
Your post was really out of the box. I enjoyed chatting with you. You’ve made my day with that one..
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I will do – have a great day! 😄 xx
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You seem to be quite the expert. How many Daddy Long Leg orgies have you attended? Perhaps you should branch out and put them on YouTube? ROFL along with many others!
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Funnily enough this was the first one I’ve stumbled across 😄 I was rather impressed at their dedication to the job in hand! I’m not sure I’d want my behind smacked with a broom but, hey, whatever floats your boat! 😁
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I think the most disgusting orgies I’ve encountered have been snails. YUK!
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Haven’t been invited/gate crashed one of those – can’t say I’m disappointed! 😨😨
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Spider porn. Who knew? 😀
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Indeed! 😁
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Ugh we are over run by what I call “spiders with wings” over here. During day time hours I handle whapping them with the broom myself but at night…. I become a terrified silent film star, hiding in a corner until the Mr deals with the demon bug. I definitely don’t think I could handle running into an orgy of them, but at least they were being kept occupied…
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They certainly were somewhat distracted 😄 funnily enough I don’t like spiders but I don’t mind these flying ones, well when they’re not misbehaving! 😄
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I wonder what a bug orgasm sounds like?
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Now THAT is FUNNY!!!!!
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😉😉 x
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I used to be terrified of Daddy Long Legs. I can just about tolerate them now.
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Ha! I don’t mind them too much – spiders are definitely worse!
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The first time I went to the UK, I was absolutely terrified of them! They are extremely passive dudes though, can’t imagine them shagging 😂 you were doing them a favor, relocating them to a more private area 😂
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I relocated them to the backyard 😁 but yes, you’re right – it was more private! 😄😄
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😂😂😂😂
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Haha! This is your first post that I’ve seen and it has most definitely got you a new follower! I love your humour!
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Aww thank you! 😊
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Your very welcome !
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