I thought I would share with you an extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the 1960’s in the UK and explains why men in 2016 get, ahem – “excited” at football! ๐
“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. ย Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. ย But remember to look your best when going to bed. ย Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious (No legs in the air girls) ๐ If you need to apply face cream, or hair rollers wait until he’s asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. ย When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.
If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it (just grab what’s in the bedside drawer and do it yourself!) ๐ In all things be led by your husbands wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy (Do not shove your booty anywhere near his nether regions) ๐ Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man’s satisfaction is more important than a woman’s ( No shouting out “I haven’t bloody finished yet!”) ๐ When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment you may have had (Again, no screaming or yelling out “Faster and Harder you stud!”) ๐
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent (No screetching “you want to put it where!”) ๐ฎ It is likely your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products.
You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. ย This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.” (Not the usual, your bloody turn to make the tea!”) ๐
Altogether now girls ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
This is so funny… they actually taught this shit.
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Apparently so – not my era – thank goodness ๐
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I’m not sure what era it was… I don’t think 60’s girls would have done this lol
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Be interesting to hear if there’s any truth to the article – my mom has now passed away but said the 60’s were swinging ๐ all sex, drugs and rock n roll ๐
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I heard this too… I can’t answer for sure!
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That is hilarious! I’ll have to ask my mom about this. Just for laughs! :’D
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Oh please do – would be interesting to know if it was really like that x
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Wow… I am speechless!
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I found it very amusing ๐ poor husbands nowadays ๐
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Oh… ๐ to my husband… I want it more than he does these days! He should wait on the face cream until he’s finished pleasing me! ๐
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๐๐๐๐ times are a changing!
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The way it is supposed to be.
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๐๐๐ in most men’s dreams I would imagine!
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You made me spew latte through my nose in the first few sentences! Still laughing!!
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I did the same ๐๐
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I’m glad to see times have changed – and our attitudes/perceptions/values!
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Thank goodness ๐
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There was a book by Liz Renay “How to Attract Men” from the 60’s. I found it at a used book store. It fits right in line with this post. โบโบโบ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03TOnIr4ZHw ( I only paid $2. for my copy )
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I’m gonna find that book! ๐
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This seems almost unbelievable ๐ but then 50 years plus have gone by ๐ and some girls ( and moms ) have been doing a great job changing things ๐
Turtle Hugs
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It’s the tea making I have a problem with! ๐ฑ
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Oh I see ๐
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Oh not that I would be happy with the rest ๐ but the tea is definitely a problem ๐
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Bwahaaaaaaahaaaaaa! Seriously? I mean seriously. ๐
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Seriously, is this from a sex-ed book or a manual on being a slave wife? If I were the husband I’d feel bad for robbing my wife of the freedom to enjoy her sexual kinks! I’m glad I wasn’t born in the 60’s ๐
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Yep me too ๐
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Too much!! ๐ This reminds me of a video I watched a few weeks ago.
The perfect wife/husband test
Clearly the odds were stacked against the gals!
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I’m printing this and hanging it on the fridge (less your commentary) for the women in my life. Nothing can possibly go wrong…
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Ha! Good luck with that ๐๐
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Reblogged this on Putting My Feet in the Dirt and commented:
Too funny not to share!
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๐๐ thanks x
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You’re welcome ๐
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