I thought I would share with you an extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the 1960’s in the UK and explains why men in 2016 get, ahem – “excited” at football! 😜
“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious (No legs in the air girls) 😜 If you need to apply face cream, or hair rollers wait until he’s asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.
If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it (just grab what’s in the bedside drawer and do it yourself!) 😜 In all things be led by your husbands wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy (Do not shove your booty anywhere near his nether regions) 😜 Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man’s satisfaction is more important than a woman’s ( No shouting out “I haven’t bloody finished yet!”) 😜 When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment you may have had (Again, no screaming or yelling out “Faster and Harder you stud!”) 😜
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent (No screetching “you want to put it where!”) 😮 It is likely your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products.
You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.” (Not the usual, your bloody turn to make the tea!”) 😜
Altogether now girls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂