Where shall I scatter them 😳

The annual update of my Last Will and Testament 😳

Where to scatter my ashes?  Three possible locations – a scattering in each one?  I’m not sure – my head and a leg in one place, an arm and some toes in another?  Perhaps I should stick to one venue?

Perhaps I should stay in my Urn – on top of the Playstation – and be jiggled around every night by Jeffrey! 😜