Parents often say that your sex life disminishes when you have small children – due to exhaustion, lack of opportunity and never having a bed to yourselves. This is true but where there’s a will – there’s always a way 😜
When they were small it was always very easy to “explain” any embarrassing moments that you may find yourself in. Like why you were attempting to give Dad a piggy back or how you’re checking out a spot on Dad’s bottom! 😜
As they get older they look at you knowingly if they catch you in a state of undress, in the middle of the afternoon, whilst they’re playing in the garden 😄
Course when you have grown up children still living at home – it’s a bloody nightmare that no amount of covering up works – they just “know” and they really don’t want to “know” 😳
I remember being in the bedroom when the adult children came home unexpectedly. I hissed at Jeff to hit the play button on the stereo to drown out any noise and the following began to blare out at full volume
“If you’re happy and you know it – clap your hands ……..”
“If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it”
“If you’re happy and you know it – clap your hands” 😳
Jeff tried to keep up in time with the music but – No – just No! 😳
Hiding from your children…almost as much fun as it was when you were hiding from your parents ! ☺☺☺
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I wouldn’t have dared to 😁
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Hilarious
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Not at the time, my friend, not at the time 😁
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I’m sure it wasn’t – just chuckled as I read it. Lol
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😁😁
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This is funny but true 😉
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So very true! 😄😄
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Oh I love the last part about the song… Can’t stop laughing…. so funny! 😉
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😄😄
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You were obviously practising CPR! An alternative tune is Nellie the Elephant.
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😄😄😄😄
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Hilarious! Thank goodness for Mom living next door. Except for the “knowing” from her smile. Hahaha
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That’s fortunate – hmmmm maybe not Ha! 😁
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Well. Did you clap?
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Yes, as a matter of fact I did clap – round Jeff’s head 😁
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Ah yes. So many of those moments I remember. One good thing about being grandparents, I suppose. Not so likely to have someone walk in on you.
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I look forward to that time 😁
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Don’t look forward too hard. It comes faster than a bullet train. Enjoy every moment you have the strength to enjoy now.
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Wise words 😊 x I know you’re right xx
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I heard them a million times when my children were little. Even though I felt time slipping by as my children changed before my eyes, I couldn’t possibly know how deeply felt the fleeting would be.
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It’s kind of scary how fast the years go by x My son’s now “look after” and protect me – how did that happen, I still see them as babies xx
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I suggest putting the Hokey Pokey on next time.
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Knees bend, arm stretch, shit, that’s the kids …….. 😮😮
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I would suggest playing Twister, but then the kids might want to join in.
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Twister not a good idea – what with my dodgy hips and Jeff’s asthma 😁
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Candyland it is.
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Candyland a tad complicated – not enough rules 😁
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Yes, but the adult version can include real candy.
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Oooooh real Candy 😍😍😍
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Gum drops. Chocolate sauce. Cherries.
I will put away my pitchfork for now.
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Dolly mixtures? Toffee bonbons?
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Let your imagination run wild!
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It’s run for the hills 😁
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Lol. It never gets easier with kids, does it?
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Nooooooo 😄😄😄
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😂😂
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Hahaaaaaa! Very apt song to say the least. They wouldn’t have known in a million years!😉
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And then poof… The kids have left for home and all is peaceful once again!♡♡♡
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One down – three to go 😁
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This made me chuckle so much. If your happy and you know it 😂
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No no – stop it now – I’m having flashbacks 😨
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