No sex please – we have kids ๐Ÿ˜œ

Parents often say that your sex life disminishes when you have small children – due to exhaustion, lack of opportunity and never having a bed to yourselves. ย This is true but where there’s a will – there’s always a way ๐Ÿ˜œ

When they were small it was always very easy to “explain” any embarrassing moments that you may find yourself in. ย Like why you were attempting to give Dad a piggy back or how you’re checking out a spot on Dad’s bottom! ๐Ÿ˜œ

As they get older they look at you knowingly if they catch you in a state of undress, in the middle of the afternoon, whilst they’re playing in the garden ๐Ÿ˜„

Course when you have grown up children still living at home – it’s a bloody nightmare that no amount of covering up works – they just “know” and they really don’t want to “know” ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I remember being in the bedroom when the adult children came home unexpectedly. ย I hissed at Jeff to hit the play button on the stereo to drown out any noise and the following began to blare out at full volume

“If you’re happy and you know it – clap your hands ……..”

“If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it”

“If you’re happy and you know it – clap your hands” ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Jeff tried to keep up in time with the music but – No – just No! ๐Ÿ˜ณ


42 thoughts on “No sex please – we have kids ๐Ÿ˜œ

      1. I heard them a million times when my children were little. Even though I felt time slipping by as my children changed before my eyes, I couldn’t possibly know how deeply felt the fleeting would be.

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