No no no – not me! 😜 I know damn well I have to wax! It’s other household members I’m concerned about …….
Fourth born had a very interesting day with her beau Tristan, aka “Tripe” I called them down for their eggy bread – they seemed to take ages to come down the stairs.
They came into the kitchen, I passed Lana her plate, and did a double take ……
“What have you done to your face?” I asked her. She had two red rectangle shapes on her little cheeks
“Nothing” she replied
I touched the red marks – they were sticky – like wax!
“Have you been playing with my wax strips?” 😁
Her response was to hold up her leg – with the trouser leg stuck to it – more bloody wax!
Upstairs in the bathroom – wax strips stuck to the floor, to the mirror and one dangling from the door handle 😳
But more to the point – I will now be combing my legs – and – um – other bits – for the time being 😳