“I’ve put on weight haven’t I?” I said to Jeff
“No honey, you look great”
“I have put on weight Jeff, my clothes feel tight, I know I have”
“You look gorgeous honey”
“But I have put on weight haven’t I?”
“Ok, maybe a little, but you still look great”
” So you’re saying I’m fat then!” 😳😳
Hahahaha…. Aww, the poor guy! But I’m pretty sure all women do this. I know I’ve done it! At least he didn’t say you look “fine.” My husband has gotten himself in trouble with that word. 😀
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I’m awful I know 😁
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Hahahaaaaa! Poor Jeff! To be fair, he didn’t even mention the word. 😜
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I know tis shocking 😁
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:p
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OOOOO you’re not fair, but I know the temptation to keep pushing…poor Jeff!
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I was very unfair 😁
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I had a simillar conversation with Mr. Mango earlier today 😛 it’s lose lose either way!
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Poor men – they can’t win can they 😁
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No they really can’t. What’s that old saying. “Women’s faults are many. Men have only two; everything they say and everything they do!” 😉
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Ha! That sounds about right 😁😁
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Awwww !! poor guy !
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I know 😁
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I would give you a wedgie before I copped to anything.
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😄😄😄 I thought I had mistakenly put on a pair of knickers aged 9-10 – I hadn’t – these were mine – they must have shrunk 😁
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I will let Jeff handle the response to that. ;p
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Do you know what he said – in a Jack Nicholson voice
“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!”
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Haha.. SO true! WHy can’t they just lie I wonder?
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He should have lied – but then I would have known he was lying and he would still be in the dog house 😁 poor man – I would possibly leave me if I were him 😄
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Awww.. Haha.. But they should learn to lie convincingly! I’m quite good at it, if I may say so myself 🙂
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Ha! I’m crap at it 😁
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You have a long way to go before you are fat, Lady!
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I’ve been a size 8/10 most of my adult life – when folk commented on my size I would always reply “Oh it’ll catch up with me one day” I genuinely eat like a pig!
Of course I never really expected that to happen ………. 😜
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Poor guy, he gave all the perfect answers 😀
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And he still ended up in the doghouse 😄
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HAW!!! 😀 he needs to get you a gift now??
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Yes he does doesn’t he – a bar of Cadburys Fruit and Nut will ease my hurt feelings! 😜
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Poor men. It’s like I want the truth but if he actually said it I’d cry.
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By the way, next time you need an opinion, post a picture here. You may get some fun responses!
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oh dear he went there
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He did 😨😨
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Bad Jeff
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Ha! 😁😁
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