“What’s this?” asks Lana, holding a tooth in her hand and looking at me accusingly
“It’s Arowyn’s tooth that came out on Friday” I reply
“Why is it in your room?” bloody hell, she’s like a dog with a bone!
“The Tooth Fairy is on holiday this week” I say
“It’s Spring Lana, the Tooth Fairy has to take a holiday sometime, and the beginning of Spring is a good time to polish her wings, check for any damages and suchlike – abit like an MOT”
“She’ll be back at the end of the week”
WHEN MOMMY’S BEEN PAID !!!! 😜