Hahahahaha – writing that last post has just triggered a memory of an old Sergeant Major I used to care for in a Residential Home.
He was such a character, 94 years old, a crinkly cheeky smile and wandering hands if ever he had the opportunity!
I was helping him get ready one morning as his wife was coming to visit
“Let’s pop your hearing aid in Major” I said to him “Your wife will be here soon” 😄
“Let’s not” he replied “wait until she’s gone home!” 😄😄😄