Random conversation with 1st born, listening to music in the kitchen. A track comes on “I like this, I think I may have it at my funeral!” I inform him.
” No, it’s ok” he replies “I have your funeral already planned, music, everything” 😄
“Oh good” I said “What have you got planned?”
“It’s a surprise!” he smiles secretly…………. I can’t wait – I love a surprise! 😜😜
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I hope that you don’t get the surprise soon!
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Ha! Thank you x the longer I wait for it – the better it’ll be 😁
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He hired me to turn up as the grim reaper and just stand in the corner if that helps 😉
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😂😂😂😂 wouldn’t that be fabulous!
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It was that or running into the funeral wearing the same clothes you had on when you died, with a sonic screwdriver and yelling timey whimey (Dr Who reference)
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Oh yes I’m with you 😄 can I pre-book you? I’ll pay after the event ……..
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oh of course that seems perfectly fair :-p
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I’ll have to confirm definite date nearer the time 😁
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I understand Death is not a great time keeper. Turns up when you least expect him. Bastard 😉
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I’m a planner – I would like to know date and preferably time too – not first thing in the morning – my hair is always a mess then. Hopefully I won’t be wearing off white knickers – ok – grey knickers. I’d like to ensure house is tidy and clean – who the fuck am I kidding – that’ll never happen 😁 after dinner – just before the washing up needs doing and if possible, Sunday evening, so I’ve had a good weekend – I mean, how depressing if it’s a Friday – when you’ve just finished work for the week!
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The only way to solve it is to summon death and ask him. I shall try that tomorrow for you
I will also put in your very resonable requests.
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Thank you – also tell him I’ll put up a good fight 😁
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Do you know that in 1665, when the plague was going around, the richest people would buy crushed diamonds to scatter over the floor so it would cut death’s feet. Just a suggestion 😉 Although now a days we can use glass
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How fascinating! Bloody good job I can improvise – no diamonds crushed or otherwise here – Lego bricks could work ………
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ooohh I hadn’t thought of lego, those hurt, as I am just finding out 😉 and I swear they walk
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Giving birth is less painful than treading on Lego in bare feet – bastard things – problem is, my girls love Lego – so does Jeff 😁
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my son is just getting into it. Now I am not saying I blame my partner, but I do 😉
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Ha! Before Jeff and I had the girls I bought him a Lego helicopter to build one Christmas – he was like a child – rushed his Christmas dinner, cleared the table, and then sat for 3 hours building it! 😁
Damn right I blame him for the children’s love of Lego 😁
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I have tried and failed with the whole holding the lego thing in. It comes out. Now I just accept my feet are going to hurt
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Safety boots are the best when checking children’s bedrooms 😁
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full body gear is probab;y advisable 😉
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Great! Now you’ll never know. Your kids are the best and it’s obvious they love you.
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The suspense is killing me! 😄
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Me too -but I don’t want to find out that badly.
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Your kids are magic – one night after reading Cinderella to my little girl she said ” you know what mom I love you
I replied I love her with all my heart and out of nowhere she came out with this gem
” You know what mom? I don’t ever want my heart to break.” She is 4 years old. I was nearly in tears. Anyway love you posts about your kids. They come across as having a lot of mummy in them 🙂
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Oh that’s beautiful, I hope your little girl never has a broken heart either – little sweetie x don’t we all pray our children never get hurt – one of the worse things for me was watching my big strong adult son sob when his relationship ended – my heart broke for him xx
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Haha hilarious!!! I hope he hasn’t planned how you’re going to end up dead!
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Of course not Helen – who would put plasters on his knees if I’m not here 😁
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OMG! I would have died laughing.
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Twas a funny moment 😁
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So helpful of him !
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He’s very thoughtful 😁
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Hey, Lisa, your posts keep fitting with mine. Take a look just in case you haven’t planned the transportation yet… ha ha
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I’m off to check right now 😁
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Hopefully you get to enjoy the surprise somehow! lol 😉
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You never know 😜 I’ll have to find out somehow – just to make sure I approve 😊
He better not have me going up the church to “The Locomotion” by Kylie Monogue or something similar 😁
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Hahahaha women. 😉
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