Dog Poo! 💩

Hahahahahahahaha – look at that little emoji of poo 😄😄😄

Moving swiftly along – I took my little Peppa for her walk this morning and was disgusted by the amount of dog poo that still doesn’t get picked up by owners.  For crying out loud, in this day and age why on earth do people not pick up their dog poo – it makes me so mad!

It’s a serious thing to be caught not picking up after your dog, along with a heavy fine.  Every single coat in our household has pockets filled with poo bags 😁 I live in fear of ever leaving the house without my little bags – I may forget to take the dog – but never ever the poo bags 😳  I’ve only ever forgotten once, when she was a puppy.  She decided to conquer her fear of doing a poo and chose to do it right outside the school gate!  Hundreds of eyes glared at me, parents taking their little children into school, in their little shiny shoes, and there was my little dog, grunting away in happiness.  I felt in my pocket – NO FUCKING POO BAG!!!!

I was tempted to pick it up with my bare hands – so big are my morals on this subject – but I improvised and made Lana empty her sandwiches out of the sandwich bag and picked up the poo with the sandwich bag 😄  I’ve never ever forgotten again!

When I take Peppa out she always runs miles ahead of me chasing her ball.  As soon as I see her squatting – I’m like a homing pigeon – running along, not taking my eyes off where she’s deposited her poo.  When I arrive at the destination I scan the area – she’s only a little Jack Russell so her poo is small.  I nearly crawl on hands and knees to find it – because I’m so bloody scared someone will think I’ve not picked it up and fine me!  I’m abit of a nervous wreck when she does a poo in our garden in case the Dog  Poo Police fine me!

So how the hell do people get away with not picking it up – why does nobody ever see these mysterious dog owners who quite happily let their dogs poo on a school field, where the children walk across and play?  I’m going to find them and make them clean my wellie boots – I trod in dog poo this morning! 😠

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