Real or Fake?

I bought 3rd born, aged 10, some little tankinis – she has no boobs yet but just needed something to cover her top half.

The following day I noticed that her boobs had grown over night!  She was showing a rather impressive chest under her t-shirt – so impressive infact, she was rivalling my chest – not difficult to do, I know, but it’s taken me many a year to grow these babies, they  didn’t appear overnight!

I didn’t comment I just glanced furtively every now and again.  I had a suspicion they were stuffed boobs. It didn’t take 4th born long to whisper to me that her sister had stuffed tissue in her tankini 😄

Now this needed delicate handling.  I didn’t want to embarrass her but needed to ensure she didn’t leave the house like this.  If her sister noticed the stuffed tissue it wouldn’t take long for others to notice – and I didn’t want her to be teased for it.

As I tucked her into bed I said to her

“don’t stuff your tankini with tissue – it will stop your real boobies from growing”

She looked at me and starting laughing

“I’m serious” I replied “I used to do this all the time when I was your age – that’s why mine didn’t grow!” 😳

She looked down at my chest, with sympathy in her eyes – and promptly removed the remnants of nearly a whole loo roll ……………….. 😄