Real or Fake?

I bought 3rd born, aged 10, some little tankinis – she has no boobs yet but just needed something to cover her top half.

The following day I noticed that her boobs had grown over night! Β She was showing a rather impressive chest under her t-shirt – so impressive infact, she was rivalling my chest – not difficult to do, I know, but it’s taken me many a year to grow these babies, they Β didn’t appear overnight!

I didn’t comment I just glanced furtively every now and again. Β I had a suspicion they were stuffed boobs. It didn’t take 4th born long to whisper to me that her sister had stuffed tissue in her tankini πŸ˜„

Now this needed delicate handling. Β I didn’t want to embarrass her but needed to ensure she didn’t leave the house like this. Β If her sister noticed the stuffed tissue it wouldn’t take long for others to notice – and I didn’t want her to be teased for it.

As I tucked her into bed I said to her

“don’t stuff your tankini with tissue – it will stop your real boobies from growing”

She looked at me and starting laughing

“I’m serious” I replied “I used to do this all the time when I was your age – that’s why mine didn’t grow!” 😳

She looked down at my chest, with sympathy in her eyes – and promptly removed the remnants of nearly a whole loo roll ……………….. πŸ˜„

 

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25 thoughts on “Real or Fake?

  1. aww bless, i’m not sure whats worse, getting teased for putting tissue in your bra or having barely any boobs. A friend of mine used to put tissue in hers and I was flat chested (still small chested ) so we both got teased. kids can be so mean.

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  2. I love how you handled the situation. I’m gonna keep it in mind for when I have a daughter! πŸ˜› I’ve been reading so many boob posts in my feed today. It’s like the universe is giving me a sign or something. Maybe overnight I’m gonna wake up with some gorgeous ones?

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