This is mainly for the young men of this world – it’s not really aimed at girls, us girls understand how things work! 😄
Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Now if you ask your Mom what she would like for Mother’s Day and she giggles and says
“Oh don’t waste your money on me – I don’t need anything”
DO NOT BELIEVE HER!!!!!!
She doesn’t mean that – of course she wants a bunch of flowers or some choccies – to make up for 9 months of getting fat, stretch marks, hours of pain squeezing you out and months of a dodgy pelvic floor, that meant she wet her pants every time she sneezed not to mention a fanny like a bucket!
Don’t cock up like my sons did when they were teenagers.
I did exactly that, told them not to get me anything and true to their word – they didn’t 😳
The following morning when I realised they hadn’t got me anything was very traumatic for them. I wailed, I cried, I shouted and then cried some more!
They stood there, completely perplexed “But you said you didn’t want anything!”
“I didn’t bloody mean it!” I sobbed, chucking myself dramatically on the floor 😳
I’ve since figured that I’ve taught them a valuable lesson in life. Hopefully their girlfriends and wives will benefit from my pain on that day and they will never make the mistake of listening when someone tells them
“Don’t you worry about getting me anything for my birthday, anniversary, Valentine’s Day”
THEY DON’T BLOODY MEAN IT ……………. 😀