I know I’m not the best at housework – this is coming from the housewife (I use that term loosely) that found a stray pork chop under the sofa 😳
I’m not lazy – I’m just so bloody busy all the time I guess the house gets a quick once over and the dusting and polishing is very far down my list of priorities.
However, today I have the tunes a blasting and I’m working my way around with my duster, Mr Sheen polish, trowel and crowbar for all those stubborn little spillages from Christmas 😄
But something is a puzzling me 😳 when I remove all the ornaments off the shelves and polish – how the fuck do I know where they go back ………….
I’ve just discovered a piece of popcorn hanging in a cobweb 😄😄
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And furthermore what possessed me to get a cream leather sofa – with 4 kids, a dog and a cat 😱
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Ouch lol
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I’ve cleaned it to an inch of its life 😁 no fucker is sitting on this baby today!
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Hahaha I know that’s right!
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We have a tradition of throwing confetti on New Year’s Eve using these little spring loaded canons. The confetti finds its way into every nook and cranny of the house. We found 2014-2015 confetti when we were getting ready for 2015-2016!! It’s a big joke in our house now so that Bambino takes some confetti and hides it and then when Daddy finds it he the little one laughs and laughs and laughs. Great fun!
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Aw that’s lovely – confetti is nice 😁 it would appear we sling around pork chops and popcorn for a celebration 😁
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😀
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Urgh, housework sucks donkey balls.
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Bahahahaha this got a huge smile out of me even with a raging migraine this morning lol
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Ha! Thank you x migraines are the pits – hope it clears up soon – I find a bag of frozen peas on the back of the neck helps
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Normally I’d go for that but my nerves are on fire today and cold feels like fuckin razor blades. So caffeine and NSAID’s it is lol.
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Caffeine helps most ailments 😊
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Headaches at least. It’s bad for my chronic condition but it keeps me sane lol
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I’d be concerned about that pork chop. ☺ Maybe, the dog ?
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Nope definitely not the dog – the dog is alive and well – the chop was from a pig 😜
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Hahahahah you’re funny!
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Housework sucks whether or not you have time for it. It’s a never-ending job, thankless job. I’m seriously considering getting rid of a lot of ornamental knick-knacks so I won’t have to dust them OR figure out where the hell they go. 🙂
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Don’t move them Mary – they never return to their original position ……
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I found that out the hard way. 🙂
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Tinsel… I am so glad my mother stopped with the tinsel on the tree… everywhere!
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Everywhere – for every more 😁
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Housework is a thankless job only do it when you think you have to.
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I think I never have to do housework – I tend to give in and waltz around with the Dyson every once in a while 😁
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Me too.lol
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Haha! I thought I was the only one who automatically forgets how everything fit on the shelf when trying to put it all back. I’m a 2-3 times a year duster, it’s just soooooooo not on the priority list. Good on you to be getting it done 😛 means you’ll have a one up on the rest of us come spring cleaning 😉
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Spring is all about daffodils and lambs – not cleaning 😁
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What I’ve done is take a picture with my phone before emptying the bits to clean and polish the shelf 🙂
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We are all in the same train about this housework thing. I just do it carefully, since I can’t escape it.
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In my house it’s like “where angels fear to tread” be afraid – be very afraid 😁
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Hahaha!
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As long as you don’t put them under the sofa or inside the micro-wave, you’ll be fine 😛
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This would be me. There are a million things to get done in a day -and few of them include housework.
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I have major fears that I will one day find a half chewed mouse
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Ha! A half chewed mouse can be explained – a pork chop – not as easy 😁
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This is actually a very good point. So how did it get there?
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I have no idea how a pork chop got under the sofa 😄 I’m inclined to think the dog or cat sneaked it out the kitchen and put it there – the worrying thing was I couldn’t remember when I last cooked pork chops – my sofas don’t get moved that regularly to clean underneath 😁
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LOL oh that is an issue, I normally find the cat has sneaked it off the plate and the dog has stolen it, so maybe it was a joint job to drive you insane
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The only time the cat tolerates the dog is when they’re in cahoots in the kitchen – they joined forces and stole the turkey carcass one year – had lunch together under the kitchen table 😁
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LOL clever animals, I hope they enjoyed it
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If I cooked it – probably not! 😁
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LOL
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