Aphrodisiac 😜

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So what is it that attracts you, drives you wild and turns you into an insatiable beast?

Are you attracted to someone who charms their way into your pants?  Wines and dines you? Treats you like a lady and showers you with champagne and roses?

Or are you abit of a Monica Lewinsky and it’s a power thing, the more powerful the man/woman the more turned you are?

Do you go for the rough and ready approach?  Treat em mean and keep them keen?  Abit of a wham bam, thank you man?

For me personally, no man has ever charmed me to the bedroom.  I’ve never been attracted by money, possessions or power – although I will confess a bottle of Chanel No. 5 will make my knees quiver for a while 😜

The one thing that is the biggest turn on for me is simply laughter.  If you can make me laugh, have a good banter with and make me laugh till I cry – I would be putty in your hands 😃

So what is your Aphrodisiac?  Spill the beans ……..

50 thoughts on “Aphrodisiac 😜”

  1. Sounds a bit lame- but people that are kind when they don’t have to be or don’t want anything- especially if they’re being kind to someone that’s not me (aka they’re not just being nice to impress me- cos that doesn’t work at all)- those kind of people do it for me every time

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    1. That’s not lame at all x I love to see men being kind to animals – I once watched Jeff battling for hours to save our fish in the pond outside when it got contaminated, anyone who cares so much for something so small and insignificant is a good man x

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  3. My husband made me a reading nook just by rearranging some furniture in our bedroom. He got some lovin’. 😉 It’s those thoughtful acts that really get me. (I’m not saying that the Aussie accent of Hugh Jackman wouldn’t get me into the bedroom but he’s a whole different ball of wax! 😛 Yum!)

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  5. When he winks his eye at me ha! In the past men just played on my insecurities as a woman who was abused and felt like crap about herself… men psh lol

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  6. For me at this point of my finding myself I really don’t know. Lol crazy I know but nothing seems to arouse me in any sexual way now. I have noticed a intellectual person draws me in though!!! Lol! Boy when I was younger it was a bad boy with tattoos and nice hair that got me going for sure!! Lol

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    1. Yes me too when I was younger – I was told under no circumstances to have anything to do with a certain young lad – he smoked, drank and always in trouble with the police ……… He ended up being my “first love” we were together for 2 years in the end.

      As I got older I realised I wanted a “nice guy” who treated me good x

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  7. I’m rather picky about toes! There needs to be five toes on each foot, and they all need to be in a neat row! No enormous feet, and one can’t be disproportionately longer or shorter than the others. Shoes are optional…

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    1. Oh my goodness yes toes certainly have to be in a neat row – poor Jeff falls down at this point – his toes are a massive source of entertainment for me – it was laughing at these that got me into bed 😄😄

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      1. People tend to underestimate the importance of toes in the scheme of things; they can regulate everything from balance to back problems. And, they play an imporant part in balance and circulation; you can’t sleep with cold feet… My big toe is smaller than the toe beside it. That toe in turn, curls inward enough to off-set my balance! Thank you for your interest in toes 🙂

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      3. That’s OK… My brother had a sled accident as a child. His tendens were effected as both legs went through a fence. Ever since, he walked on his toes, just like a T-Rex… We lived seperate lives…

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  10. Okay, I’m taking notes in case there’s an exam, and I just want to clarify something. That’s laughter to get you into bed… not incompetence in the bed that makes you laugh, right? ha ha

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  11. someone who makes me feel at ease….I’m naturally so shy around new people, and especially men whom I find attractive, but if they can make me feel like we’ve known each other for years (instead of days or months), and that its just comfortable – then I’m usually invested 😉

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  12. Wit and sarcasm 😛 Someone that can match mine. Playful banter and intelligent joking (oh how I love a good dirty pun). That being said nothing is more of a turn off than misogyny and/or rushing past the rest of the good stuff to get straight to the ‘good stuff’.

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  13. 1. The expression in his eyes when he looks at me. I read this quote ‘He looks at me like I’m creme brulee’. That’s the look I need!
    2. Loves animals – is a given
    3. Love of reading
    4. And most importantly he has to be dark. Caramelly skin .. Yum.
    Incidently the fiance fulfills (1) and (4) perfectly. He’s working on (2), but (3) is a lost cause.

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  15. My list is very long. He has to treat me well, and champagne and roses doesn’t even begin to cut it. More like look me in the eyes, make me feel beautiful and not fat 😛 the world is there to remind me of that constantly. 😀
    He has to be well read and hence hopefully, broad-minded and progressive.
    My religion and caste is humanity, so his should be too. Oh, did I mention he has to be a good reader.
    And fun but mature, because I am the kid in the relationship. I love pampering 😀
    I did let myself run free there, didn’t I? Maybe I should write a post on this.
    Oh wait.. I already did! 😀

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  16. If I wasn’t married I would go for a man who knows what he wants, even better wants the same things like me, is intelligent and down to earth.
    And if he would look very much like Jeffrey Dean Morgan, now that would be a double plus!!!

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