One of my very first posts from when I still didn’t have any boobs 😄
I bloody hate swimming! I think I`m mentally scarred from my teenage school days!
Swimming was always in the middle of the day, after you`d spent the morning applying your blue eyeshadow, flicking your hair into the latest Farah Fawcett Majors hair style and applying your Avon “Sweet Honesty” perfume. You came out of the pool, rushing, so you`re not late for Double Maths, trying to pull your school uniform onto your still wet back, hair hanging down your neck like a load of rats tails, stinking of chlorine and eyes all red and bloodshot – looking like an extra from the Thriller video!
Course all this would have been worth it – had I had some boobs! I was probably one of the last people in the school to grow a chest – well actually I`m still awaiting…
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Your posts are so great. Take care Cally.
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Thank you Cally 😊 I like to share the madness and embarrassment 😁
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Along with writing I do music and art. And I’ve got to tell you, Lisa, your posts give me inspiration for those days I want to do caricatures and cartoons, instead of the serious stuff all the time. And after going back and reading the original of this post, which made me laugh, I’ve only got one problem… how to make the caricature not become x-rated. ha ha
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Oh yes it was very x-rated – I heard the life guard changed career very soon after 😁
I’m flattered I inspire your humorous side – we all need to laugh at ourselves 😁
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Very wise words, Lisa. If we all did there would be less negatives in the world. Have a great rest of your day (whatever time it is there).
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You too 😊 it’s actually 1.30am here – so it”ll be lights out very soon x
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You said ‘boobs’. You should not have said ‘boobs”. Guys can not read a blog that says ‘boobs’ and not focus on ‘boobs’. We don’t care if they are small ‘boobs’. They are ‘boobs’. We like ‘boobs’. We like it after our wife has kids, because ‘boobs’ become even more wonderful things after kids, although too many kids makes them kind of, well, ok… I still like ‘boobs’.
My school didn’t have a pool, so gym class did not require the same adjustment. Sweat stink was my issue. Although, well, I did kind of like girls that smelled like chlorine. And ‘boobs’.
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How funny I rather like the smell of sweat on a man – fresh of course 😄
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That’s a good thing. Guys sweat. Girls perspire. Guys fart. Girls fluff.
Tell my wife about the sweat thing. I am pretty sure she does not have the same appreciation.
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I think it may be just me who’s odd in that department – not many wives stick their noses into armpits 😄
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This could be a good blog topic — “Odd Things Ex-Lovers Liked”. I had a girlfriend who was incredibly turned on by sticking her tongue in my ear.
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Yes definitely potential there to spill the beans 😄
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So, it sounds like its not really the swimming – its more about messing up your hair?? I have been known to avoid getting wet if my hair has just been done. I am totally with you!
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Yes I guess when at school it was more to do with the hair and blue eyeshadow 😄 nowadays more to do with the bloody cold 😁
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Mine is now more to do with not wanting to be seen in public in my skivvies!
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Yep that too 😁😁
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