Dear Wisdom Tooth,
Why are you referred to as a “Wise Tooth?”
Now with a title called “Wisdom” I have viewed you as being the Gandalf of my teeth, leading them carefully through the vigours of life, advising the fat little molars beside you when it’s safe to chew or when to chuck that lump of toffee over to the other side to deal with!
I would have viewed you as the fatherly tooth to those incisors, who like to pretend they’re stronger and more sharper than anyone else in there – well I guess they are sharper, sharp enough to look romantic in a sexy vampire movie – and old fat molar going for the neck probably wouldn’t look as good! Β However, I still rely on you as “the wisdom tooth” to keep them in line!
So if you are the Gandalf – the wise old tooth – why the fuck did you go in for the kill on Friday night with – lets face it – a small piece of “deep fried chilli beef” it was no where in the range of a tough old steak or one of “Nanny Beech’s hard butterscotch sweets – it was a soft bit of chilli beef from the Chinese Take-away – that I was so looking forward to after my crappy week π³
You clearly didn’t assess the situation and just went in for the chew and – crunch – you are now fractured and broken π³ and as a consequence you have cost me a weekend of acute pain, a visit to an emergency dentist, a course of antibiotics, Β I am doped up with pain killers and awaiting your removal.
Don’t think for one moment the tooth fairy will come for you!
Not very fucking wise now are you! π
Awww. Poor wisdom tooth. It’s days are numbered now! So sorry your weekend was messed up. Great read.
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Thanks Deb, his days are numbered for sure – he’s nearly driven me mad past two days π³
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Unless it’s one of the fairies from the Hellboy movies… Sorry, I couldn’t resist. ha, ha
Seriously, I hope you feel better real soon. I know how painful it can be.
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Ha! Thank you π x
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Ouch, I had all mine out at 23, so I can sympathise! It might have been the cause of the migraines, let’s hope so!
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I never linked the two – wouldn’t that be fab! Every cloud and all that π xx
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Oh ha, I hope you feel better soon.
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Thanks π x
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Oh I hate to laugh at your pain but I can’t help it. Hope the trip to the dentist goes well
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Oh don’t worry Daisy – always better to laugh π x
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I’m very sorry for your pain (and I know how terrible tooth pain can be) , but you gave me a good laugh with your post π
Wishing you a quick removal (of the not so wise one) and a quick recovery π
You know , I’m so un-wise that I don’t have them at all ( – nah ! not there ! x-rays can’t find them )
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Ha! I would rather be a bumbling fool than have these supposedly wise bastards in my mouth π thank you xx
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Actually, are they the youngest of all the teeth -and like the youngest boy in the family -they are predominantly taller then the other sons and a pain in the arse -since they are spoiled. This was funny and painful!
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Do you know, you’re right, they are the babies aren’t they – how funny ππ
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My last unfortunate tooth incident? Eating Chex Mix. I previously LOVED Chex Mix. Now I am forever untrustworthy of The Mix, my hopes and dreams shattered… π
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Oh shit Brian – don’t say that π± does this mean I will go off my Chinese chilli beef π±
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You never know when your favorite foods might turn on you, just part of life. Incidentally, I had never heard of Chinese chilli beef until you mentioned it, but after some googling and drooling over the yummy-looking pictures, I believe I need to have some RIGHT NOW… π
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It’s lush – only 8.00am here – Chinese not open π ha! There’s always tonight π
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How you doing now?
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Hey darlin – I’m still taking pain killers and just trying to keep pain under control until it can be removed. I’m in UK so have to wait for hospital to fit me in π it’s bearable atm just hope it stays that way till I go in – no more Chinese for a while π± thanks for asking xxx
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Have you tried rubbing anbesol on it? I use it. Got to love the NHS (I am in the UK as well), hopefully it wont be to long
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Hopefully not – dentist reckons as an emergency – 4 weeks – yikes!!
I can’t actually touch it at all – nerve is exposed. Where in UK are you? We’re in Northamptonshire in the Midlands. Hey wouldn’t it be funny if you lived round the corner ππ
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I am in Surrey, down south
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Daan Saaaf – perfect – if ever you’re up this way come see me – we’ll drink wine and eat cakes ππ
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Thats the one π And if you are ever down here, we can drink tea and have cookies π You know cause I is posh :-p
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It’s a deal my posh southern friend π
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LOL then we can go to the pub and get hammered. Although we would have to take out a small mortgage as I have just discovered a glass of wine is Β£6
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Do you have Aldi down there? Well cheap alcohol – lets do it πππ
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We do indeed, excellent plan, now what to do with the children π
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I have a good sized shed – with a lock π
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excellent I love it when a plan comes together
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