Not even gonna finish that sentence – the fairest clearly isn’t me judging by the bastard mirrors in my house! Well apart from one! Ha!
My mirror in my bathroom is seriously the best mirror ever 🙂 This mirror makes me look “hot” yes, it bloody does, even first thing in the morning I look pretty good. My hair always looks fuller and shinier, when I`ve done my make up, it always looks flawless – no facial hair in sight 🙂 even my boobs look larger than life – lying bastard mirror ……….
I trot down the stairs feeling fab and reach the mirror at the bottom of the stairs ……… In this mirror I look as if I`ve gained 3 stone – I look as if I`ve eaten a doughnut at every stair, my hair has flopped, I have a moustache and a 5 o`clock shadow! My complexion looks orange, like I`ve been tango`d and I seem to have left my boobs on the landing somewhere!
Depressed, I walk into the lounge to the other mirror where my head looks misshapen and frankly quite scary and the rest of me has deteriorated to the point I`ve been known to fall in a heap on the floor wailing and vowing to never leave the house again!
Like most I don’t go much on what other people look like. My Mom always said “you can`t judge a sausage by it`s skin” 🙂 I believe looks do attract initially but if someone is ugly on the inside then it very much tars how you perceive them.
So this got me thinking, I wonder what sort of world we would live in if mirrors didn’t exist? If no one had a bloody clue what they looked like I wonder if our personalities and characters would change – because let`s be honest, the vision we see in the mirror is not a true vision of ourselves anyway. When I`m stood next to Jeff at the bathroom mirror – yep the lying bastard mirror – I look at Jeff`s reflection and he looks different to how I view him in the flesh – its like sleeping with a “new Jeff” every night Ha! 🙂
When I feel I look good, I feel confident and sassy. I swan around as if I’m Maria Carey, flirting and flicking my hair and feeling like a million dollars – when actually I look more like Jim Carey!
When I look in that other bastard mirrors I tend to shuffle off, head down and not saying boo to a goose – confidence at zero.
So if we could all make an effort to smash all the mirrors in the world, we would all be happy – living in the little bubble of believing we are “hot” and wouldn’t look out of place on the catwalk – the world would be a happier place, with no one feeling bad about how they look – course, leave my little mirror in the bathroom alone 🙂
I think a mustache can be rather fetching on a woman I fancy.
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😂😂😂😂😂 I feel so much better now – thank you x
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I do what I can.
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What about a beard? lol
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Why the hell not 😁😁😁
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Yours looks delightful
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Kevin, I think your flattery is blowing us females away – thank you 😁
*scurries off happily to comb beard*
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It’s nor vain praise – both of you have adorable facial hair!
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My non-existent chest is puffing out proudly at compliments about beard 😁
*sits and ponders if I’m possibly a man*
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I try…I do shave occasionally you know; okay I’m going to stop lying…I shave as about as often as those little sucker hairs start to grow back -like everyday! I haven’t frightened you away have I? Kevin? Kevin? Kevin, You still there Hon?
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He’s just wrecked my beard running out the door ……… 😄
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I’m here. Unfortunately I am currently in a relationship with Waco or I would certainly be interested. I do have a friend who prefers women with chest hair. Can I give him your number?
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I do not have chest hair – how rude 😁
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Apologies, that was meant as a response to Ms. Šahíyena. I think this thread is getting so deep we’re probably never find daylight now.
But I did find it surprising you don’t.
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Ah I’ve enjoyed the banter 😁😁
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I’ve enjoyed your stubble.
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Bhahahahahahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂
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lol…he would be very disappointed…I currently have no body hair except the hair on my head!
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TMI
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Thank you, thank you very much 🙂 Me think your mind went somewhere else!
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LMAO!!!
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At craft shows I’ve used the side window of my van to check if I remembered to comb my hair, I’m sure that gives an accurate reflection 🙂
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Gosh if I stuck my head out of window to look in the side window I would look like Marg Simpson 😁
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LOL! I was thinking about camping, and on my way to get in the van to open the craft tent for the day 🙂 …I guess I left the wrong impression…but still laughing at your visual interpretation.
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Funny, how we look different even to ourselves in different mirrors. I guess you are right Lisa. The world would have been perceptibly different If mirrors didn’t exist.
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Let’s smash those mirrors my friend 😁
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😀 😀
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And this is why shoes and lingerie are a girls best friend…I put them on,feel sexy and strut around like a super model…no mirror needed 😉
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When I wear heels I look like Dick Emery 😁
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Oooh you’re awful…but I like you lol
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Ha! I think it’s your cue now to whack me with your handbag 😄
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Truthfully, my purse is so full with junk (it would probably be a very revealing blog post) that it would definitely be considered assault with a deadly weapon
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Do you know where I can get a mirror like that?? I desperately need one! And I think you are lovely – in all the mirrors!
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Aw thank you 😊 you may share my mirror with me 😘😘 x
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Awesome! I knew we were friends😉
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I agree, some mirrors just get it all wrong! I would waltz past the downstairs mirror without sparing it a glance. Yeah, a world with no mirrors may just be what we need.
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Very funny stuff and very familiar. I love my full-length bedroom mirror for the same reason. I’ve gotten to where I see other women out in public and wonder if that’s how I look to other people. My husband has caught on to this little game and as I glance over at him he automatically responds, “No, you do not look like that enormous woman in sweat pants and slippers with fifteen chins and a hairy mole.” Sheesh. If I could just look like that other image in my mind…what a hottie I’d be. 🙂
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Hang onto that vision in your full length mirror – that’s the truthful one 😁 x
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This is another good reason to hate mirrors! I agree! 🙂 -OM
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Hey thank you!
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No biggie! I enjoyed your thoughts on self-image! 🙂
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Great post – the bantering comments were entertaining too. Love your sense of humour 🙂
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Thank you for dropping by – ah the bantering was funny 😁
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What a lovely idea. I agree that people probably would be better off without them. Back in the day there were no mirrors and we managed just fine. Lets get smashing. 🙂
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Let’s do it 😁😁😁
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Let’s start a no mirror challenge. For one week the people who participate agree to not look in mirrors and see what it does to how we feel about ourselves and how we treat people.
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I’m up for that – starting tomorrow and we’ll reconvene next Tuesday evening 😁
Anyone else up for this?
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I will do a quick post about it and link your blog.
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Brilliant 😃 seriously how great and enlightening this will be x
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Yes, I am looking forward to it 🙂 the post will be up in a bit.
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I got side tracked twice but the post is up so let’s see if antone else is up to the challenge and joins us 🙂
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Hey even if it’s just us it will be an eye opener 😁
*repeat to self “I am beautiful – I am ravishing – ignore the beard …… *
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Yes!
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As a man of a certain age, the mirror is not my friend. I hate when I have those days when I think, ‘wow, I feel great’ and then I look in the mirror and some old guy is looking back at me.
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Smash that mirror Don – beauty on the inside 😁 I’ve worked with the elderly and witnessed them looking in the mirror at thinking “who the hell is that” they would still see themselves as young and beautiful 😊 – you’re clearly not at that stage yet 😁 I’m looking forward to those times 😁
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