Shit, shit, shit – 3rd born has waited patiently for days for her one remaining tooth to fall out – the patience ran out this morning and she yanked it out instead – its only because she wants money from the tooth fairy, which personally I doubt she believes in anymore 🙂 honestly, given the opportunity this child of mine would sell a kidney for money! I`ve gone and lost the bloody thing!!! The commotion that will create this evening has me reaching for pliers to pull one of my own out to compensate!
Talking of fairies, that lazy little bitch of an ironing fairy, hasn’t shown her lazy little fairy arse for days – I’m going to pull her wings out when I catch her – that will stop her nonsense!
Lastly, 4rd born is fretting about something completely different. She is concerned that she doesn’t know how to “smoochy dance” with her beau on their wedding day 🙂 she assures me she`s confident about the rock music dancing but smooching??? This is a genuine concern. She`s 7 years old 🙂
Anyway happy Wednesday folks – I hope you are all putting up your Christmas Trees – just so I can tell Jeffrey we`re the odd ones out 🙂