An alternative Happy Anniversary message :)

Two years ago on 2 November I said “I do” ❤

As your wife I promised to cook for you – a maximum of twice a week 🍳🍴🍟

I promised to ensure you have clean pants every day – a complete indulgence seeing as you’re not incontinent 🌌🌌

I promised to clean the house – twice a year, once at Christmas and once at Easter but only if we have visitors 🏠

I promised to ensure you have a clean jumper every day to cover your un-ironed shirt 🙂

I promised to take care of your children – they’re still alive and growing well 👶👶

I promised to only moan once a week about your on going DIY progress 📌🔧🔨

Lastly I promised to love you, which I do, very much ❤

Happy Anniversary Jeffrey 🐖🚁 xxx