An alternative Happy Anniversary message :)

Two years agoย on 2 Novemberย I said “I do” โค

As your wife I promised to cook for you – a maximum ofย twice a week ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿด๐ŸŸ

I promised to ensure you have clean pants every day – a complete indulgence seeing as you’re not incontinent ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ

I promised to clean the house – twice a year, once at Christmas and once at Easter but only if we have visitors ๐Ÿ 

I promised to ensure you have a clean jumper every day to cover your un-ironed shirt ๐Ÿ™‚IMAG1108

I promised to take care of your children – they’re still alive and growing well ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ

I promised to only moan once a week about your on going DIY progress ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”จ

Lastly I promised to love you, which I do, very much โค

Happy Anniversary Jeffrey ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš xxx

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