“Mommy, why do we call our lulu a lulu?” asked third born aged 8 – whilst in the bath 🙂
Gulp “Well, people have different names for different parts of their bodies” I replied “some people may call it their Fairy” – I made that name up – I sincerely hope no-one really calls it a Fairy 🙂 “Or they may call it their Mary” – to rhyme with Fairy 🙂 “or they may call it a flower” yeah Dairy or Daffodil are acceptable, as long as you don’t call it a rhododendron I guess any flower is Ok”
I was then wracking my brains to think of other cute little names for “lady bits” when she interrupted me with these little words of wisdom –
“Some people even call it a Vagina Mom” ……………..
My husband and also mother-in-law calls it “Mary”, which I, a catholic, dislike. So when once said “flower” Cailleach was laughing and said it is a “Mary”. SIGH.
My boys on the other hand call “theirs” “big boss”…
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Big boss 😄 love it!
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Ha ha, my middle daughter is just like this.😃
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Aren`t they marvellous 🙂
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Love Noonoo, but my sister taught her kids that was the name of their dummies … Soooooo bad!
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NooNoo reminds me of the Nightgarden – as opposed to the Ladygarden Ha!
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Hahah, yeah that should be banned!
I’m sure the writers are on speed!
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That hussy Upsidaisy – showing her knickers to them all!
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You need to get out more, you know it too well!
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Not as well as I know Peppa Pig and Lazy Town 🙂
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Love the honesty of kids!!
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